Quotes for the day:

J: Mrs. Vining, you look tired.
A: Yea, you've got bags.


Me: Does anyone know what "wise" means?
C: It's like, when the sun wises.


Me: M, what does the word "advice" mean?
M: It means I'm handsome.
(He just so happened to be dressed very nicely that day...I think he was looking for compliments).

Me: What animals are nocturnal?
Student 1: Raccoons!
Student 2: Bats!
Student 3: Cats!
Student 4: Werewolves!