babies...

I was explaining how mommy birds feed their babies...
Me: Now this might sound gross, but mom's eat and digest their food and then spit it back up into their babies mouth.
Class: Ewwwww!!!
Me: But think about it, you couldn't chew food on your own either when you were a baby, you had to drink liquids and eat mushy baby food...
Student 1: And you had to drink breast milk

(conversation was quickly diverted back to mommy birds throwing up their food...didn't want to explain the whole milking process to the class).


Later that day....
(on a side note, I was wearing a dress that was kinda puffy around the stomach)

L: Mrs. Vining, you look like you're going to have a baby!
:: I give the student a blank stare...letting her know that I was definitely not::
L: Well....a cute baby!
Me: Why..because you think the dress is cute?
L: Well J said it first!!
:: I look at J::
J: A said it to me!
A: Well, you do look like you're going to have a baby!
Me: I'm glad you're all talking about how fat I look.