they aren't even trying to be funny...

"Mrs. Vining, does this word say picture or potato?"

(the word was 'photo')

"Mrs. Vining, you smell good. You smell like cheerios!"

that may or may not be a compliment...depending on your age...

While watching Mary Poppins, this was a student's response to her pulling a bunch of stuff out of her old carpet bag...

"OH-EM-GEE! How did  she do that??"

i love that they were so fascinated by a movie that wasn't 3D or computer animated

While at lunch...

Student: Mrs. Vining, what are you doing under there?

Me: Under where?

Student: HA! You said UNDERWEAR!!

touche

Student: How do you spell "teet"?

Me: Whooooa...use it in a sentence...

Student: When I grow up, I want to clean kids' teet..

Me: OH! TEETH! 

phew..that was  a close one